When you click, I don’t give a shit about the little float-y heart thing. Can I turn it off? Can I injure someone for implementing it?
Mom left the compost bucket out on the counter, and it’s overflowing with maggots for almost the seventh time. I never take it out normally, and never use it, and only check it every once in a while when I think she’s been using it but I don’t police the damn thing and now there are little white maggots crawling all over the counter-top. She never cleans it or takes it out, she just waits until it’s literally boiling over with fly larvae and then I put it outside and wait for it to get knocked over and then for it to rain. I have a serious maggot phobia (despite my best attempts to like the little pasty, butt-snorkeling, derp-vampires) but I’ve had several fairly horrifying experiences with them and as such just can’t shake my gut-wrenching disgust. The day you fall asleep on a tombstone’s slab (because that graveyard was my safest place) and wake up face-to-face with one of a pair of dogs and a raccoon that has been dead long enough for the maggots to come spewing out of their every orifice-chests seeming to heave from the sheer weight of the larva, and you comb your hand through your hair to come away with hundreds of maggots of your own, you will never, ever be comfortable around them again. I never figured out who left them there, I just ran home and showered until we ran out of hot water.
My reaction to them now is about the same. I just don’t like them. It’s not their fault, and I will never kill one-I would rather put it outside-I’m still upset with myself, now that I’m cool with wasps and bees, I don’t mind ants-I could care less about poisonous caterpillars. But a single, innocent maggot raises my hackles like a heavy thunderstorm. I can put them outside-I can even touch them (very gently-they are kind of delicate) but I just can’t deal with them too long. I still want to get over them, but I’m not sure how to.
looking up ref for nsfw drawing
google image searches “woman riding man”
yes exactly what i needed
hell, why didn’t anyone tell me hey can fly?